We're everywhere.

There's a lot happening, a lot coming up, and a lot of...not sleeping. Kind of amazing how easily a weekend of shows turns into two nights in a row of home at 5:30 in the morning. But anyway: next up! The New York burlesque community is rife with former Midwesterners. Not that this is surprising; the Heartland's primary export is artsy kids fleeing for the coasts. But as transplanted Ohioans ourselves, Clams and I are celebrating the performers like us, who came from there...to take it off here. April 9th, at the Slipper Room, it's: Lake Clothes-Be-Gone!