Vote Clams in 08!

That's right, it's time once again for the New York Burlesque Festival, three days of sequined madness next weekend. And that means it's time for me to shill for my significant other in the annual Golden Pasties Awards. Go online now and vote for her in the category "Most Likely to Win in Survivor". Yes, I realize that's a reference that's at least seven years out of date, and in fact, I don't think Clams has ever watched an entire episode of Survivor. But that doesn't mean she doesn't want to go up on that stage and win a giant pastie!

Speaking of Clams, come down to the South Street Seaport tonight as she makes her Speigeltent debut with Pinchbottom Burlesque!