I'm getting a warm feeling inside

...that our show Borderline Burlesque: Midnight Madonna Madness is going to be a truly amazing night. Anita Cookie singing Like A Prayer. Clams Casino is embodying Ray of Light. Creamy Stevens in a special pre-election, one-time-only number to Papa Don't Preach. Delirium Tremens does Material Girl. Dirty Martini is Like a Virgin. Little Brooklyn is Crazy For You. Ruby Valentine is singing Sooner of Later. And Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey in an S&M-tinged trapeze homage to Justify My Love. Plus, Kipps Ahoy and La Maia will be the most adorable go-go team ever. Anita and Clams take on Madonna's evolution in the opening duet, and the closing number will blow your mind. How can you miss this show? (readers outside the tri-state area exempt from guilt.)