Friday, November 26, 2010
See, we know how to get GOOD press for burlesque. That's a quote from the recommendation on NBC New York for Material Girls tomorrow night. The Village Voice says "one thing is for sure: The infamous pointed bra will definitely be making an appearance—or should we say disappearance?" It might be our most press-recommended show ever, from the Huffington Post to Time Out, the New York Post and Flavorpill. So, stuff some leftover turkey and come out for the show!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
"Bland, pretty and sexless, just like the movie"
Make no mistake, the new movie Burlesque, starring Cher and Christina Aquilera, that opens this weekend, is not burlesque. It's not actually about burlesque. It's Coyote Ugly 2.
It's nice to have actual burlesque and how this movie is not it mentioned in Manohla Dargis's negative review of the movie in today's New York Times. The fact is, it's not JUST about the fact that the movie doesn't include striptease, it's about the fact that it doesn't include any of the elements that make contemporary burlesque interesting or unique, it's just another collection of the same "country girl becomes a star, learns life lessons in the city" backstage musical cliches, that as Dargis notes, go back to the birth of talkies. it actually makes me think of another recent flick that gave a glossy Hollywood makeover to another grassroots, woman-driven and empowering movement: Whip It. That movie wasn't a classic but it did capture a sense of the actual values embodied by roller derby. Burlesque, the movie, just took a cultural buzzword and used it as a title.
So, anyway, F that shit. Come to a REAL burlesque show this weekend! Boy, there are gonna be some surprised people who are introduced to "burlesque" by this movie and decide to check out a real show in their local scene...that's not a bad thing, plenty of them might become new fans of the real deal. But it's funny.
It's nice to have actual burlesque and how this movie is not it mentioned in Manohla Dargis's negative review of the movie in today's New York Times. The fact is, it's not JUST about the fact that the movie doesn't include striptease, it's about the fact that it doesn't include any of the elements that make contemporary burlesque interesting or unique, it's just another collection of the same "country girl becomes a star, learns life lessons in the city" backstage musical cliches, that as Dargis notes, go back to the birth of talkies. it actually makes me think of another recent flick that gave a glossy Hollywood makeover to another grassroots, woman-driven and empowering movement: Whip It. That movie wasn't a classic but it did capture a sense of the actual values embodied by roller derby. Burlesque, the movie, just took a cultural buzzword and used it as a title.
So, anyway, F that shit. Come to a REAL burlesque show this weekend! Boy, there are gonna be some surprised people who are introduced to "burlesque" by this movie and decide to check out a real show in their local scene...that's not a bad thing, plenty of them might become new fans of the real deal. But it's funny.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Blonde Ambition
And there's more! Casino O'Fortune Cookie returns to Joe's Pub on November 27th! This might give you a hint:

Yes, that's right. The second-ever Casino O'Fortune Cookie Production was a Madonna tribute, and this time it's bigger and better, with an all-new cast and a whole lot more! Check it:

Tickets available now!

Yes, that's right. The second-ever Casino O'Fortune Cookie Production was a Madonna tribute, and this time it's bigger and better, with an all-new cast and a whole lot more! Check it:

Tickets available now!
Labels: Anita Cookie, burlesque, Clams Casino, Madonna
Monday, November 03, 2008
Next up: the Jacksons

Here I am with my co-producers, Anita Cookie and Clams Casino, the two of them done up as early Madonna for the opening number of Borderline Burlesque, mere minutes before we took the stage. Everyone in the cast brought their A-game, the audience had a blast, and it was another great night.
Labels: Borderline Burlesque, Madonna
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power

Ok, so Friday is Halloween and you have crazy party plans, but you have all day Saturday to catch up on your rest, because Saturday at midnight you need to be at the Zipper Factory Theater for Borderline Burlesque! And here's why you really have no excuse! This weekend is Daylight Savings time! Fall back into fall, baby! That's an extra hour of sleep! Ok, we'll see you at the show.
(pic by Ted D'Ottavio)
Labels: Borderline Burlesque, Madonna
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I'm getting a warm feeling inside
...that our show Borderline Burlesque: Midnight Madonna Madness is going to be a truly amazing night. Anita Cookie singing Like A Prayer. Clams Casino is embodying Ray of Light. Creamy Stevens in a special pre-election, one-time-only number to Papa Don't Preach. Delirium Tremens does Material Girl. Dirty Martini is Like a Virgin. Little Brooklyn is Crazy For You. Ruby Valentine is singing Sooner of Later. And Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey in an S&M-tinged trapeze homage to Justify My Love. Plus, Kipps Ahoy and La Maia will be the most adorable go-go team ever. Anita and Clams take on Madonna's evolution in the opening duet, and the closing number will blow your mind. How can you miss this show? (readers outside the tri-state area exempt from guilt.)
Labels: Borderline Burlesque, Madonna
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Borderline Burlesque: Midnight Madonna Madness!
This is months away, but I am so psyched and as of today we have the whole cast set, everyone is really enthusiastic and I'm already looking forward to the show. Here's just a teaser: Anita Cookie, Clams Casino and Neil O'Fortune present Borderline Burlesque, Midnight Madonna Madness! November 1st, midnight, at the Zipper Factory Theatre. Co-hosted by Anita, Neil and Clams and starring: Creamy Stevens, Delirium Tremens, Dirty Martini, Little Brooklyn, Ruby Valentine and Tigger! Hell yes!
Labels: Borderline Burlesque, Madonna

