Don't RISK missing out, I've got a MONOPOLY on your week's plans! (Hey-yo!)

Neil O'Fortune is heading into the biggest spring and summer of his hosting life, and I promise not to make this blog (even more of) a non-stop string of listings. But this week you should come out for a couple of things! Gameshow Speakeasy returns on Thursday! You should definitely come out, here's what you missed if you weren't there last month. Yes, that's our celebrity mystery guest from March: Richard Kline. That's right, Larry from Three's Company.

Then on Friday, I return as the host of D20 Burlesque, for their homage to board games! Not surprisingly, the internets went nuts for the first D20 show, their role-playing game tribute; my favorite was the post by my friend Bettie Pageviews (aka Simcha Whitehill) on the Daily What. It's not every day I get called a "nerdilicious New York City burlesque impresario."